Until I noticed the sign...
I bet you can imagine my disappointment.
Seriously, what kind of sick mind thinks that cement cushions are a good idea? Just imagine all the dashed hopes and chipped teeth (Luckily I didn't jump, so my teeth were safe, but little kids can't read warning signs)
Needless to say, I did not do any reading in this park full of deception and trickery.
P.S. How do you like my artistically modified images? I finally figured out how to use my image editor.
P.P.S. What do you mean where have I been, I was here all along. And I'm sticking to that story.